I sat down to watch
this earlier today, and two and a half hours later staggered into the
light with decidedly mixed feelings. I didn't have the buzz that had
been present after seeing 'Deadpool' or 'Guardians Of The Galaxy',
and I didn't even feel that I had been entertained like with 'Ant
Man'. 'Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice' is a different kettle of
worms completely, steering DC's big screen output to an altogether
darker place than Marvel are prepared to go.
The film starts with an
outsider's view of the big showdown from the end of 'Man Of Steel',
as Supes and General Zod basically kill thousands of people and knock
down more buildings than Godzilla having a hissy fit. The outsider in
question is Bruce Wayne, desperate to do what he can to save
employees in the building that houses Wayne Enterprises Gotham
branch. The answer is: not much. After all, he's just a man and a
collapsing building is pretty heavy. Naturally, this makes Bruce
wonder if we would be better off without this Superman chap, as 20
years as Batman tells him that it'll all go horribly wrong one day.
For his part, Superman
is as boring as ever, Henry Cavill doing whatever he can to make you
give a toss about an invulnerable alien. There's a daft plot that
ties into the main film plot about someone arming terrorists (Supes
saves Lois again – yaaaawn), and people are starting to turn
against him, exactly as they would in real life, no matter how much
good he does. After all, who would trust one with a power of a God
and no one to answer to?
Pulling various strings
behind them both is Lex Luthor (for the billionth time), played in a
quirky, semi-insane fashion by Jesse Eisenberg. I'm not sure if he's
supposed to be inherently unlikeable, but I wanted to smash his face
in throughout the film. He's genuinely scared of what Superman is
capable of, and is determined to get rid of him one way or another.
So stuff happens and
the two titans get to have a nice little scrap. Fans of the
characters will know there's only going to be one winner, but of
course the have to kiss and make up to fight Luthor and his
end-of-level-boss monster that has to be pummelled in the last half
hour. Gail Gadot's Wonder Woman is shoehorned into this bit,
seemingly with way more power than in the comics. Regardless, she has
a real presence and lights up the screen, so bring on her interesting
looking solo movie. There's also none too subtle hints of future
Justice Leaguers Aquaman, Cyborg and The Flash, but don't expect too
much.
Even at two and a half
hours, it seems that key scenes have been jettisoned, as Luthor
somehow knows who Superman is and Superman knows who Batman is, and
Luthor's shouty foreshadowing of an alien threat seems based on
nothing at all but the need to give fans a hint. The plot is full of
holes, and the script should have been tighter, but that's just me.
Oh, and if you're looking for levity there's none. This is a serious,
bleak, dark film that does not want you to smile ever again. This
movie would tell Deadpool to stop being so childish.
The absolute best thing
about it is Ben Affleck. This man is Batman more than any other
Batman, convincing as both the dark knight and Bruce Wayne.
Tormented, driven and hard as nails he IS the Batman you've been
looking for. I genuinely like Affleck anyway, and I'm glad someone
spotted his bat-potential. I doubt it will come, but a solo film
would be a sizzling prospect.
Ultimately, 'Batman V
Superman: Dawn Of Justice' (note who gets top billing) is not a great
film, but it IS a good one. It may help that I'm a mature comics fan
not a fidgety kid or perfectionist geek, but I am happy to see DC
take the darker route. What it needs is to stop focusing on Superman
because he's a boring, one note character, and follow Marvel in
bringing heroes with personalities to the screen.
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